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⚽ THE UNOFFICIAL WORLD CUP EXPERIENCE ⚽

WORST CUP 2026

48 nations. 1 random country. Zero skill required.
Survive the opposing horde. Lift the trophy. Go to the pub.

▼ feast your eyes ▼

THE PITCH

Your country expects.
The world awaits.

Move your mouse. Ram the football into the enemy horde of grandmas, crabs, cacti, pigeons and the occasional inexplicable trophy. The faster you swing, the harder the shot — send them flying and blast your way to the left goal.

Win 5–0 in the group stage or survive extra time in the knockouts. Either way, the grandmas will never respect you.

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Match gameplay screenshot

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Group table / tournament hub screenshot

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THE TOURNAMENT

48 nations.
One is yours.

You're randomly handed a country — could be Argentina, could be Uzbekistan, definitely could be worse. Navigate 12 groups, a Round of 32, quarter-finals, semis and the final.

Results from every other game drop the moment your final whistle blows, just like a real matchday. Your flag is your paddle. Your pride is at stake.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

🌍 48 real nations Randomly drawn — you could be Brazil, you could be Curaçao. You're probably Curaçao.
🏟️ Full tournament Groups → R32 → Quarters → Semis → Final. Real 2026 World Cup structure.
🎮 Arcade gameplay Mouse-driven table-hockey chaos. No controllers required, no skill either.
Golden goal Knockout draws don't go to penalties. They go to sudden death. Enjoy.
👵 Revenge balls Eliminating an enemy? 50% chance their ghost fires back at your goal. Rude.
💾 Save & continue Your run is saved. Come back later. The grandmas will be waiting.
🔊 Synthesised audio Every crunch, ricochet and crowd groan generated live. Zero audio files.
🍺 Go to pub button Available at any end screen. Sometimes that's the real win condition.

KNOW YOUR ENEMY

They jitter.
They fire back.
They have feelings.

The horde wobbles in formation and — if you pop one — there's a 50% chance their ghost launches a revenge ball straight at your goal. Tougher opponents have faster hordes that take proactive potshots without waiting to die.

Three-hit grandmas. One-shot cacti. A pigeon that looks suspiciously smug. You won't miss them when they're gone.

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